September 24, 2008

El PNP: Con la lengua en el estuche

Por: Manuel Clavell Carrasquillo en extranjería

de castro
Con la lengua en el estuche
Por Tato Chévere

El Partido Nuevo Progresista (PNP), que promueve que Puerto Rico se convierta en el estado 51 de los Estados Unidos de América, encabeza las encuestas como favorito para ganar las elecciones del 4 de noviembre. Pero se ha encontrado con una piedra en el camino. Uno de sus principales senadores, Jorge de Castro Font, a quien el pueblo llama Ñañito, está bajo investigación de las autoridades federales. Aprovechando la coyuntura, el presidente del PNP o Partido de la Palma, Luis Fortuño, para demostrar su fuerza moral ante el país, le exigió renunciar inmediatamente a su candidatura. En lugar de renunciar, Ñañito ha aprovechado para desenmascarar a todos los líderes de su partido desde Fortuño –también candidato a gobernador– y a su esposa Lucé Vela hasta el director de campaña Ángel Cintrón (Kid Cajita) y otros importantes portavoces de la llamada “unión permanente” con los Estados Unidos, todos notorios por su sostenimiento e inequívoco compromiso con los valores eternos e inmarcesibles de la corrupción. A todos los mandó a callar y, curiosamente, todos lo han obedecido. Tato Chévere retrata la embarazosa situación de estos pitiyanquis con su humor característico.

Como un hambriento león
en pos de una fácil presa
el PNP con presteza
enjuició a De Castro Font.
Pidiendo destitución
en una carrera loca
desde San Juan hasta Moca
se oyó unánime este grito,
pero respondió Ñañito:
“Mejor se callan la boca”.

Fortuño con su estilito
tan mongo de “yo no fui”
le dijo: “Yo mando aquí”,
y esto le espetó Jorgito:
“Cállate ya, pendejito,
ruin, granuja, charlatán,
no tienes madre, truhán,
traidor, malagradecido,
hijo ‘e puta, mal nacido,
raquetero y bambalán”.

Castro habló de los contratos
nebulosos de Lucé
y el líder del PNP
hizo mutis de inmediato.
Mandó a otros pelagatos
a emprenderla contra Font;
lo hicieron, pero en la acción
Font los golpeó y estipulo
que con la lengua en el culo
no ocultan su frustración.

Claro, el próximo bocón
fue Kid Cajita y el tío
se metió en tremendo lío
por cucar a Castro Font.
Se arrepiente este buscón
y ha tenido que hacer buche;
ya no tiene quien lo escuche
en la Palma –cosa extraña–,
¡un director de campaña
con la lengua en el estuche!

Ángel Cintrón se calló
y el alcalde de Fajardo
fue quien empuñó los dardos
y a Ñañito le tiró.
Éste se los devolvió
en abierto desafío,
sólo bastó –a juicio mío–
recordarle una “amiguita”
y Aníbal, como Cajita,
no ha vuelto a decir ni pío.

Kenneth su comunicado
mandó orondo y jaquetón
y le dijo a Castro Font:
“Mejor quédate callado,
permanece en Colorado
con Obama te suplico,
o sabrá to’ Puerto Rico
tus chanchullos y manejos”.
McClintock se hizo el pendejo
y enseguida cerró el pico.

Santini salió derecho
en defensa de Fortuño
y al tirar el primer puño
Ñañito le dio en el pecho.
Anda por ahí maltrecho
De Castro le acordó
pues que él a Fortuño insultó
tildándolo de “arrastrao”,
“sucio”, “tramposo”, “mamao”
y otros motes que éste usó.

Rivera Schatz su querella
presentó ante el Directorio,
con estilo acusatorio
habló creyéndose estrella.
Raudo como una centella
respondió De Castro Font
que Schatz era un ca…bezón,
traicionero y desgraciao,
que tiene un carro chapeao
y apoya la corrupción.

Tomasito hizo ese aguaje
pero se calló después,
nunca había el PNP
visto a Ñaño con coraje.
Y se callaron de un viaje
Borges, Bin en Manatí,
José Aponte, Ramón Luis,
Santini, Albita y Arango,
O’neil que es otro pendango,
Chiquitota y Myriam Ruiz.

Otro que abrió fuego a la lata
fue el pillastre de Ewin Mundo
quien con tono furibundo
le dijo a Ñañito rata.
Ahí fue que metió la pata
pues veloz como un platillo
Castro lo tildó de chillo,
de judas, de mozalbete,
de truquero, de alcahuete,
de oportunista y de pillo.

Lo mandó a callar y en tanto
Edwin Mundo con pasión
negó toda acusación
y confesó ser un santo.
Caray son cosa de espanto
los líderes penepés,
roban, saquean y después,
ya ricos de nuevo cuño,
apuestan todo a Fortuño
para robar otra vez.

Se callaron, bien lo sé,
todos estos angelitos,
la virazón de Ñañito
traumatizó al PNP.
Lo mejor viene después,
con De Castro no hay quien valga,
bien lo dijo Orlando Parga,
sólo ríe Rosselló,
gozoso al verlos a to’s
con la lengua entre las nalgas.

Con la lengua en el culito
y con dolor en el alma,
los líderes de la Palma
hoy maldicen a Ñañito.
Se han quedado calladitos
ante el país y en verdad
que si ganan aquí habrá
corrupción, pillaje y lodo,
es seguro, habrá de todo
pero no habrá estadidad.

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