December 14, 2005

Me gustas tú y tu complicidad perfecta

Por: Manuel Clavell Carrasquillo en fragilidad

Acabé
desarrollando un odio visceral
en contra de las telenovelas
no aguantaba más los gritos de La Madrastra en la sala
recordaba
todas sus cursilerías por la pérdida de la maternidad
-se la arrebataron-
ella era pobre
-ahora es rica-
asesinaron a no sé quién
y pronto se descrubrió que el asesino era travesti
llamaron al cura
él ya lo sabía todo
se lo dijeron en secreto de confesión
creo que fue el jardinero
pudo haber sido el chofer
la verdá es que no aguanto

Me informan que mañana es el capítulo final
en Puerto Rico
pienso que gracias a Dios
ahora no voy a tener que dar vueltas en el carro por la autopista
a esa hora
huyo de mí
de mis espantos hogareños
de la seguridad del techo
y de los espacios dominados
huyo del lagrimeo que un pana identifica con mi obra
vaya crítica lacrimógena, brother,
eso me dice sin cerveza pa bajar en el Callejón de la Capilla

Me paso el día en la placita del Condado
que nos dejó la ex gobernadora Sila
me acomodo en uno de esos bancos de granito
que trajeron de Barcelona
pienso que se la comió con ese pedacito

los baños están de maravilla
creo que se puede comer por $50.00
en el restaurán que tienen allí
pido un fucking mojito para que huela a yerbabuena
en isla del Caribe
habrán folkloristas ofendidos

la mesera me asegura que lo preparan tal como en La Habana
seguro
no dejo propina
bueno
mi intención era no dejarla
pero la pena no me deja
la fucking pena
la misma que me lleva entonces a pedir una batida vegetariana
en el juice bar
tan fancy fooddy parlor
ya en la Ashford

me dan una de strawberry con leche de soya
pido una ensalada con pollo a la parrilla
me traen una ensalada con pollo frío
de lata

puñeta, vamos a respetar, ¿no se supone que este
sea el espot vegetariano más decente de mi ciudad
sanjuanera?

eso no me pasa en lo de los pollos de Charneco
siempre que voy me tienen las mismas papas fritas encharcadas
en aceite
siempre me sirven el pollo extra adobo
sobrado de manteca

no es por reivindicar el lumpen
es por joder esa gran idea

La luz del Ateneo Puertorriqueño es de una obscenidad
digna de reseña en EL Nuevo Día
por el decano de la facultad de arquitectura de la
Universidad Politécnica

Jorge Rigau
te prendo una vela
mira que traté de concentrarme en una canción de Joan Manuel Serrat
una noche de poesía supuestamente gótica
pero esas luces blancas de neón
no pueden poner a nadie en comunión
con el socialismo internacional

salí a fumar
me encuentro con Pepe y su barba negriblanca
señala correspondencias del troskismo mexicano
dentro de mis letras

habló de los detectives salvajes de Bolaño
habló del rescate de escritores perdidos en su viaje

habló del gran arquitecto del ejército ruso
y yo pensé en su tumba majestuosa
distrito federal
ojalá colonia Anzures

De Anzures viene la víspera
un pana nacido en Levittown
a comer cuerito en casa de los viejos

creo que no voy al aeropuerto
lo cogeré cuando nos entren ganas
de ver cómo está quedando la salsa de pato
que sirven en el Panda Express del shopping de Río Hondo

pero qué digo, ¿shopping?
horror de horrores
hace unos días sueño con una turba compuesta por
marcia rivera héctor meléndez rubén dávila y linda colón
que me cogen y me dan una pela justo cuando salgo
a las tres de la mañana
del almacén de Borders por estar comprando con la American

gracias a la virgen de la guadalupe
Borders no tiene almacén
gracias a Pedro Cabiya por convertir a este lector en un presentao
de la consciencia de los perros
aunque no hay concenso sobre la calidad o el desastre de su primera novela
-tranzfusión-
cuyo primer capítulo fue publicado en rotativo principalísimo este domingo

Por el momento voy a donde Bolaño
y soy un detective salvaje que va en Toyota Echo

el ciudadano insano y fugado
por los edificios deprimentes de la Villa Panamericana implosionada de la Ave. Iturregui
que retrata EduardoLalo

brinco
doy un brinco más
es verdad soy un payaso
pero qué se le va a hacer

si José José se rehabilita de alcoholismo
y Sartre
que parecía un sapo
se conseguía las mejores jevas de París
que yo me consiga un nene bello no será problema
lo quiero que me corra la desgracia
pesimista
lo quiero que me muerda las tetillas y me arranque el chicho de la oreja

lo quiero que me acompañe a SOHO a beber margaritas y chocolate martinis
lo quiero 29 de cintura y con buen bicho no circuncidado
lo quiero alerta a la epidemia del sida entre los sexagenarios

me siento a ver la luna en la orilla de la playa de los bugarrones
a ver si llega
nada de nada
gorditos panzones
gringos senior citizens
y una prima dona de mi edad con gistro amarillo
pago el parking
voy al Walgreens a comprar cigarrillos
me acuerdo cuando compraba allí las escobas y los mapos
me sale de la nada un reclamo de comprar hilo dental
lo pruebo en la góndola
carajo, este con menta es precisamente el de mi tipo

tengo que salir de allí, me ponchan el ticket del Starbucks
me meto en el casino
juego cuatro pesos en nombre de mi pana maniático
a él le gustan las ruletas y las nenas
a mí me gustas tú y tu complicidad perfecta.

-m.c.c.

ya párale
¿no te das cuenta dle peligro de excomunión en el Municipio de Aguada?
Su eminencia reverendísmima monseñor
Ulises Casiano
obispo de la ciudad de Mayaguez
acaba de excomulgar a una secta de feligreses franciscanos

están convencidos de que el papa Bene XVI es el mismo diablo

vuelvo a la novela

a la novela medieval en tiempos de la hogera

qué clase de melodrama, señores, qué clase de melodrama
unos viejitos locos de contentos porque llegó la paz a su pueblito
costero
porque pueden regresar a misa de siete sin que molesten esas mujeres
postradas frente al altar
ese hombre que las domina a través de la palabra

excomuniones en el 2005 y en Borinquen
qué detalle, qué bestseller
periódico de segunda circulación a nivel isla descubre secta de Aguada
monseñor con hisopo y agua bendita condena en vida a feligresas
irán derechito al infierno por su herejía
pero indica en carta pastoral que no se asusten
que excomunión el el segundo milenio
sólo quiere decir aviso

qué clase de cínico
con tanta sortija y tanta sotana prieta y tan curita bestia
nada que ver con los curas cultos y bellos de las
novelas mexicanas

La Madrastra strikes back
todos somos hijos de satanás o del bautista
me hinco ante la guadalupana nuevamente
me vuelvo a hincar frente al Carmelo
veo imágenes de gran tribulación
ignorancia con indulgencias plenarias
escapularios en boca ratón
tifus de vuelta en Miami
porque en Miami si que el tifus hizo escante.

-m.c.c.

ya párale (bis)

[El bis es para el que dice en los comments de este blog -que ahorita cumple un año- que dizque últimamente y que se aburre]

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