July 2, 2011

El país derecho. Pie forzado para celebrar lo que va del Fortuñato

Por: Manuel Clavell Carrasquillo en extranjería

Nota de la Redacción de Estruendomudo: Como de costumbre, reproducimos en forma íntegra este ramillete de décimas fulminantes escritas por nuestro jíbaro posmoderno y fiel colaborador satírico, Elfrus Trao, quien ha sido tan amable de hacérnolas llegar a nuestra Redacción para que las compartiésemos con todos ustedes.  Esperamos que disfruten de lo lindo al viajar por el recuerdo de lo que va del Fortuñato al leer las palabras poéticas de este bardo, digno emulador y reinterpretador de las mejores líneas de El Gíbaro, publicado en 1849.

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El país derecho /Por Elfrus Trao / Especial para Estruendomudo

Vivimos en un terruño
famoso por sus encantos
pero se nos cae en cantos
por las cosas de Fortuño.
El líder de nuevo cuño
nos ha sumido en un lecho
de penurias y de asechos,
de intrigas y corrupción,
pero dice el muy bribón
que tiene al país derecho.

Una mujer bipolar
manda en la Universidad
y desde el Senado Schatz
también quiere gobernar.
Dónde iremos a parar
si el pueblo no tiene atrecho
se nos cae encima el techo,
hemos perdido la ruta,
pero dice el hideputa
que tiene al país derecho.

Con saña y sin disimulo,
el papel de sus promesas
lo ha usado allá en Fortaleza
Lucé pa’ limpiarse el culo.
El gobernador fatulo,
con su ego insatisfecho,
olvidando el simple hecho
de que prometió justicia
hoy dice con impudicia
que tiene al país derecho.

Todo aumentó a corto plazo
y haciéndose el bobolón
destruyó la educación
y nos zumbó el fortuñazo.
Nos ha caído a bimbazos
con alevosía y cohecho
y así, orondo y satisfecho,
con su porte de blanquito
pregona ese pendejito
que tiene al país derecho.

La criminalidad rampante;
la violencia, ni se diga;
el discrimen, sume y siga;
florecen los deambulantes.
La economía tambaleante;
el presupuesto maltrecho…
El país está deshecho
y tras molernos a palos
nos dice este niño malo
que tiene al país derecho.

Masacres a tutiplén
con los narcos a sus anchas
pero aún así dice Sancha
que tiemblan cuando lo ven.
Se atreve a decir también
este alcohólico maltrecho
que ha sido bueno el cosecho
porque “el crimen ha bajado”
y grita el Gobe inflamado
que tiene al país derecho.

En cuanto al empleo al menos
puede decir con orgullo
que ha botado hasta a los suyos
y ha sido puro veneno.
Treinta mil boricuas buenos
hoy han quedado sin techo,
que lo que Fortuño ha hecho
no debe tener perdón
pero argumenta el cabrón
que tiene al país derecho.

Miles de desempleados,
miles que no tienen vida;
otros miles sin comida,
un millón desesperados.
Un pueblo decepcionado,
un país insatisfecho,
un futuro muy estrecho
y, ante tal desilusión,
aún sostiene ese macrón
que tiene al país derecho.

Los sistemas de retiro,
orgullo de este país,
los mató el chisgarabís
a los dos de un solo tiro.
No tiene el pueblo respiro,
pues ha sido largo el trecho
y Luis Fortuño al acecho
con su medicina amarga
aún dice con cara larga
que tiene al país derecho.

El que secuestró al Supremo
con un guión de novela
ahora también quiere a AEELA,
a la Iglesia y ya veremos…
Es el mismo, no olvidemos,
que, agotando sus pertrechos,
le pegó un tiro en el pecho
al Colegio de Abogados
y luego dice el tarado
que tiene al país derecho.

Ni hablar de la Contralora
de Ñañito, Mi Salud,
del Chuchin, del revolú
contra la Procuradora
de la Vejez. Diga ahora
nuestro pueblo qué se ha hecho
Héctor Martínez… Sospecho
que, aunque esté en un calabozo,
Fortuño dirá orgulloso
que tiene al país derecho.

Señores, este desastre
es peor que la porcina,
se comenta en cada esquina
que este gobierno es un lastre.
Tal vez haga falta un sastre
que, tomándoselo a pecho,
meta mano a lo deshecho
por ese vulgar ladrón
aunque insista el muy cabrón
que tiene al país derecho.

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  1. FJ said,
    on November 19th, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    El Jíbaro posmoderno Elfrus Tao
    recoge en sus estrofas
    la realidad del Puerto Rico que sufrímos
    los que aquí vivimos fastidiao.

    No escucharon los consejos
    que decía mi abuelo
    que en el mundo no hay tamarindo dulce
    ni republicano bueno.

    Solo queda un año más
    de sufrir el calvario.
    Más el que se espera le seguirá,
    el agapito mentao
    espero no salga manilo
    ni embustero como el presente
    porque sino seguirá la gente
    igual de frustao

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